Till recently I used to feel very proud of my profession. I used to consider myself one among the lucky fews. But for past 1 week (since Prakash Karat withdrew the support), I have started feeling bit uneasy. Don't know but somehow I have started feeling that I chose the wrong profession. May be my dad, my relatives, cousins didn't guide me properly. During my childhood days, everybody just told me engineering, medicine, law were the best professions in the world. Pilot, IAS, IPS were professions for the super intelligent and super wealthy. I was told that irrespective of any field I choose, I had to study hard as none of the professions were so easy. Somehow myelf and my cousin decided to opt for engineering. We studied very hard, got the merti ranks and landed with the cream IT job. I was on top of the world with the thought of getting best salaries, foreign trips. Wow.
But damn, I am wrong. Till recently I didn't know that there was more lucrative profession (MP) which existed in India than my job. Why my parents didn't tell me about that???
I regret of not chosing the right , best profession. I am sad because I spent almost 15 precious years of my life studying very hard for the dream profession. But then I learnt that there was more lucrative, more powerful and on top of it more respected profession available right here in India. And the best part was the kind of hard work and effrorts I had put in were also not required. Isn't it fascinating??
Yes I have decided to change my profession. I have decided to become MP. Not just MP, Honorable Member of Parliament.
Today my job is not guaranteed. Whatever is my performance, if US economy doesn't do good, I am in trouble. After every appraisal cycle, I eagerly wait for the salary hikes. But once I become MP, my job will be assured for 5 big years. That's enough, isn't it? I will earn for my life if not for 7 lives.
My CTC will be something like this.
Monthly Salary: 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month: 10,000
Office expenditure per month: 14,000
Daily Bhatta during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free(For any number of times - All over India)Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or PA)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free
Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge: Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense per year: 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
Even after I work for 40 years in my current job, I won't be able to earn the same. As MP that is just official white money. And what about .....
Again atleast once in 2-3 years there would have been some sort of unstability at the government. May be in the form of nuclear deal or some women's
reservation bill or some coalition partner just playing some fun (to pull down the government). Muah. wow. Each opportunity worth 25 crores.
Ha did I tell you one thing, I want to become an independent MP. No affiliation to any political party. I have realised that associating myself with my political party would just brong down my value. Else how can I earn 25 crores over night. How can I ask for coal ministry or how can I ask for naming some airport in my grand father's name.
As you all know , once I become minister, you can call me as scamsterfodder. Fodder scam, sugar scam, cement scam, bofors scam, shoe scam, saree scam, land scam. DI forget anything? I guess these are enough for 5 years.
Best part is, the profession is very much respected. I will be Honorable Minister of Parliament. All IAS, IPS officers at your service. Ambani's running behind you. what else one need?
My assignment in current profession is over and I am in free pool right now and available. If anyone of you have any vacancies anywhere as MP, just give me a call. I am ready. No location constraints as well. I am willing to take up any of the 543 constituencies. Please do it fast, before 22nd July. Else I may miss the bus and one big opportunity.
Jai Hind...
But damn, I am wrong. Till recently I didn't know that there was more lucrative profession (MP) which existed in India than my job. Why my parents didn't tell me about that???
I regret of not chosing the right , best profession. I am sad because I spent almost 15 precious years of my life studying very hard for the dream profession. But then I learnt that there was more lucrative, more powerful and on top of it more respected profession available right here in India. And the best part was the kind of hard work and effrorts I had put in were also not required. Isn't it fascinating??
Yes I have decided to change my profession. I have decided to become MP. Not just MP, Honorable Member of Parliament.
Today my job is not guaranteed. Whatever is my performance, if US economy doesn't do good, I am in trouble. After every appraisal cycle, I eagerly wait for the salary hikes. But once I become MP, my job will be assured for 5 big years. That's enough, isn't it? I will earn for my life if not for 7 lives.
My CTC will be something like this.
Monthly Salary: 12,000
Expense for Constitution per month: 10,000
Office expenditure per month: 14,000
Daily Bhatta during parliament meets : 500
Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free(For any number of times - All over India)Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year (With wife or PA)
Rent for MP hostel at Delhi: Free
Electricity costs at home: Free up to 50,000 units
Local phone call charge: Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense per year: 32,00,000
TOTAL expense for 5 years : 1,60,00,000
Even after I work for 40 years in my current job, I won't be able to earn the same. As MP that is just official white money. And what about .....
Again atleast once in 2-3 years there would have been some sort of unstability at the government. May be in the form of nuclear deal or some women's
reservation bill or some coalition partner just playing some fun (to pull down the government). Muah. wow. Each opportunity worth 25 crores.
Ha did I tell you one thing, I want to become an independent MP. No affiliation to any political party. I have realised that associating myself with my political party would just brong down my value. Else how can I earn 25 crores over night. How can I ask for coal ministry or how can I ask for naming some airport in my grand father's name.
As you all know , once I become minister, you can call me as scamsterfodder. Fodder scam, sugar scam, cement scam, bofors scam, shoe scam, saree scam, land scam. DI forget anything? I guess these are enough for 5 years.
Best part is, the profession is very much respected. I will be Honorable Minister of Parliament. All IAS, IPS officers at your service. Ambani's running behind you. what else one need?
My assignment in current profession is over and I am in free pool right now and available. If anyone of you have any vacancies anywhere as MP, just give me a call. I am ready. No location constraints as well. I am willing to take up any of the 543 constituencies. Please do it fast, before 22nd July. Else I may miss the bus and one big opportunity.
Jai Hind...
